The dame was trouble. She stood above the curve, using her own curves like a fly fisherman uses a line.
“Thank Gawd you’ve come Sam. I just don’t know what to do.”
I looked over the edge. Legs beneath an overturned jalopy, and a dangerous dame beside it. Anita Hugg used her talents like Attila the Hun used diplomacy.
The smartest thing I could do right now was hike back to the car, pull out the stake out bottle of Old Noob from the glove box, and spend a half hour investigating the effects of that particular solvent on my liver.
The deactivated avatar beneath the car was Mr. Richard Wad, “Dick” to his friends, and he was an advisor to Zynga’s governing board. No one was going to cry over him, not in Y Town, not lately...
Love the deactivated avatars name ;)
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